The Meaning

 

The Attraction

 

The First Time

 

The Bliss

 

The Good, the Bad and the Lovely

 

The Money, the Power, the Women

 

The Law

 

The Pilgrimage

 

The Surreal

 

The Message

 

The Messenger

 

The Record

 

The Graces

  

 

 

 

The Money, the Power, the Women

 

 

 

 

Whenever someone asks me what I do for a living and I give them the answer, I can always count on hearing: “If you don’t mind me asking, how much do you make down there?”

 

     The answer naturally is, “It varies.” Fortunately, I don’t think I’ve ever come home with less than minimum wage. If an hour passes and I haven’t made at least that, I can count on making up the difference in the next hour or so. I’m guessing $10-$12 an hour is the average. I make what one would make at a decent part time job. Of course in this day and age, especially in NYC, I don’t know anyone who can live on that. Fortunately, I sell my CDs. For $10 a piece, I can sometimes come home with quite a bit of money.

 

     Much like mining or prospecting for gold, I go underground, and if blessed, strike a vein. I might sell several CDs in one fell swoop to an entourage of tourists or inebriated folk after a fun night out. I might make a $20 tip from someone who was especially moved. On the other hand, I could be out busting my hump in the middle of the week, seeming to panhandle for spare change.

 

 

     The reasons people give me money are as varied as the people themselves. Some like what they hear of course; they appreciate the effort  but not necessarily the music; they want to impress a date; I remind them of their son who is a musician; they were once a musician; they feel sorry for me, etc. At the end of the day, it makes no difference. I’m grateful to be doing what I love.

 

     I am the CEO, the board of directors, and the prime shareholder of my corporation. In other words, I don’t have to call in sick, I’ll never get fired, and I get to take all the profit. I’ve been living a semi-charmed life. I don’t have any savings to speak of, but if I’m ever in a fix, I can just go underground at anytime and earn enough to get me by.

 

     I am not a materialist. I have just enough clothes, my bass, and a mattress (if that). My overhead is low. What little money I make, I spend on good food, good times, and good people. I am happy with what I have. My only desire is recognition for my art.

 

     If there is anything more thrilling than the steady flow of money into my case, I would have to admit it is the positive energy of the opposite sex. I can’t think of any other job that would allow me to see the full spectrum of beauty that’s out there.

 

     I’m all about the music, but I also wonder who’s going to walk down the platform. I have seen it all, yet I will always be blown away. Give me a glance, and frankly who cares about the bottom line. As attractive as Washington, Lincoln, and Hamilton are, they can’t compete with all the cuties coming home from work.

 

     So the answer to that ever-popular question: Love or Money?  Love, baby.

 

 

 

The Meaning

 

The Attraction

 

The First Time

 

The Bliss

 

The Good, the Bad and the Lovely

 

The Money, the Power, the Women

 

The Law

 

The Pilgrimage

 

The Surreal

 

The Message

 

The Messenger

 

The Record

 

The Graces